Have you ever…

…sat on a tree branch outside someone’s bathroom window so long your legs fell asleep but then her boyfriend saw you so you tried to jump down but because your legs were asleep when you hit the ground you had to drag yourself across the lawn and then the boyfriend appeared naked screaming hysterically wearing pink bunny slippers and beating you with a inflatable pool chair while you crawled toward your bicycle and tried to remember the combination to the chain lock while the police were just coming around the block?

Awwwwwk-waaaaaaaard.

7 months ago  /  6 notes