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Packing.

Wife: You better label all those Ikea parts so you’ll know how to put that bookcase back together.

Me: Shoot. I’ve put this stuff together so many times I don’t need to label the parts.

Wife: But what if you forget?

Me: Don’t worry. I won’t forget.  If I die, then we’re in trouble.

Wife: I’ll get the label maker.

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