One Day Only!

Today and Today Only! If you vote for a Tea Party candidate, you’ll receive a commemorative Sarah Palin poster where she’s posing with a dead moose on a snowy hillside. It includes a gold-embossed caption of Sarah’s timeless encouragement “You bet-cha!”

WAIT! THAT’S NOT ALL! If you cast your ballot in the next fifteen minutes, we’ll throw in a copy of Joe Miller’s Constitution absolutely free. It comes with bullet holes where your rights used to be.

Ha, ha! Oh, Joe!

Act now! Supplies are limited!

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