1. Senate Candidate Christine O’Donnell Looks Forward.

    Delaware senate hopeful, Christie O’Donnell said Sunday that if she does not win her senate bid that she will follow in the footsteps of her mentor, Sarah Palin.  

    “I’ll quit my job and make millions on speaking tours.”  

    When pressed, O’Donnell, a one-time witch and full-time political office seeker, said “Ok. Ok. I’ll get a job first, then quit.  Happy now?”

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