September 2010
12 posts
My other Segway jokes.
*Some segues are over the top.
*That segue doesn’t hold water.
*The best segues float to the top.
*There are some mountains segues won’t climb and others that just go overboard.
-from my upcoming book: Segway: Till Death Do Us Part
-or Segued to Death
Write-in.
What if I write “Murkowski” on a note, tie it to a rock, and throw it through someone’s window? Does that count?
Freezing Temperatures? Pinch Me.
The weather forecast for Anchorage, Alaska calls for possible freezing lows by the weekend.
Put that on your pole and lick it.
Some Thoughts on NCAA Football, 2010.
I may be wrong. Having lived overseas for five years, I missed a lot of televised American culture. Chief among that culture, American Football, particularly NCAA Division I Football.
Most of my favorite teams are in the SEC (for those that do not follow NCAA football, ‘SEC’ means ‘only college football conference worth watching’; just to clarify). Apparently, last...
Senate Candidate Christine O'Donnell Looks...
Delaware senate hopeful, Christie O’Donnell said Sunday that if she does not win her senate bid that she will follow in the footsteps of her mentor, Sarah Palin.
“I’ll quit my job and make millions on speaking tours.”
When pressed, O’Donnell, a one-time witch and full-time political office seeker, said “Ok. Ok. I’ll get a job first, then quit. Happy...
Daddy Log: What to teach?
A baby’s blank slate and eagerness to learn presents many teaching opportunities for the technologically inclined dad. Sure, I’ll educate her on proper nutrition and exercise and how to choose the right file encryption system, but the burning question, the war now raging inside my head:
Star Trek or Star Wars?
Daddy Log: Week 1
No lack of sleep,
Nor enough to eat,
From baby girl’s side
Will dad keep.
