January 2010
28 posts
Just Ask Blobert.
Dear Blobert,
Do people really wash their car in Alaska?
I love you,
Uriel Stauker
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Hi Uriel,
Yes, they do, but due to the freezing temperatures, you would be wise to add flavoring to the water. This helps you enjoy licking your way down to the door handle.
Stay Real,
Blobert
P.S. Stop cutting my break lines.
Moose!
I just came within a gnat’s eyelash of hitting a moose… with my car. No, I didn’t get a picture because my first instinct was not dying.
Followed closely by my second instinct: de-pooping my pants.
After some dental work, there’s nothing I like to do more than go to Sam’s, fill a cart with oversized bacon and cheese packs then, drool coming out of my drooping mouth, tell the cashier I just had a stroke.
Back Soon.
Sorry I haven’t posted for a while. Been moving into a house. Moving sucks. Boxes of stuff I really should have thrown away years and years ago… like an adapter for a power screwdriver that died in 2006.
Sure, I might have some future, obscure use for a 3.6v, 300ma, 220vac power adapter like paper weight or thing to throw through neighbor’s window.
Anywho, back soon. Luv ya.
Listening Lunch.
I could be reading notes or going over 2009 tax items but nooooooo! Metallica won’t let me.
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Ski Lessons.
I have just started taking ski lessons. This endeavor fulfills two distinct yet equally self-preserving adaptations:
1) Acclimating to cold weather; and
2) Evading bears when two usable skis and copious snowfall avail themselves.
The fun thing about skiing is the speed, the rush of the wind sweeping over your face, the blur of the ski slope sliding past your feet, the trees flying by at...
I hope this is the decade that the Wachowski...
One could hope.
Holy flirking schlitz.
Do we REALLY have to go back to work?