Merry Christmas My Awesome, Beautiful...
Luv
Dec 26th
Being naughty at the Brewhouse.
Dec 26th
Is today really THE DAY to talk to my...
Hmmm…
Dec 23rd
Hurray! It’s H1N1 and Free Fish Tacos Day!
Ow!
...
Dec 23rd
In the Christmas mood. This, by the way, was 8am.
Dec 23rd
Don't you love it when you sit next to a...
I don’t know if my handcrafted Malaysian monitor lizard skin jacket and Indonesian...
Dec 23rd
non-edited version by:
black-and-white:
borgomani:
...
Dec 19th
Following All of the Above.
imaveronica picesinpurple I am deeply suspicious that these two just may have a genetic link.
Dec 19th
I was out eating a sandwich, so I missed...
I’m doing this sandwich in the intestinal sense.
Dec 19th
OH:
“Um, like for real?”
“Yeah, like seriously.”
“Totally.”
...
Dec 19th
I can't listen to Brazilian climate...
Dec 19th
Think about the beach. (scrrrrrrr-tch)
Think about the beach. (scrrrrrrr-tch)
Think about the...
Dec 18th
Christmas and the Seven Habits of the...
1. Brush your teeth. Green teeth are an unnecessary distraction to your larger and more...
Dec 18th
You ever Google “orgasm” then forgot to...
Yeah, me neither.
Dec 18th
Watch
merlin:
Maria Bamford’s One-Hour Homemade Christmas Special! on Vimeo
(enter repairman)
...
Dec 18th
"Masturbating"
marleymarley: I did it wrong, didn’t I. I’m afraid so. See, you’re supposed to...
Dec 18th
Quick... how do you get Cheese Whiz out...
Now that I’ve primed you, how do I get this dead hooker out of my boss’ office?
Dec 18th
The Creative Process.
Achieving good comedic writing requires the same deft deftness as would be required to, say, kill a...
Dec 18th
After freezing my keester off in the parks, here’s a...
Dec 18th
juliasegal:
cityneversleeps:
iguessthatscool:
o shit
...
Dec 18th
I razz yet I’m far from some lovelife…. hey-ooo....
Dec 18th
See sun sink. IT’S 2PM, PEOPLE!
Dec 18th
yayaa:
Aha.
This makes total sense. Yayaa’s under...
Dec 18th
'X Factor' winner Joe McElderry: 'I've never...
Dec 18th
delgrosso:
Feed me!
A lot of you awesome people bought...
Dec 17th
plaidlemur:
I hadn’t read this before. Tears were...
Dec 17th
frageelaytwit:
yhf:
girlvanized:
shoesonwrong:
...
Dec 17th
I just discovered something...
Please stop me before I do more.
Dec 17th
I was going to tweet but decided to...
Dec 17th
thisiswhyyourefat:
French Toast Cupcake with Maple...
Dec 17th
No, I wasn’t trying to clear the car of snow without...
Dec 17th
Gratuitous Slideshow of Yours Truly: Bundle-to-Tundra...
Dec 17th
(via juliasegal)
See. It is for Cookie.
Dec 17th
What I’ve Learn So Far.
Since moving back to America after a loooooooong, looooooong hiatus, I am not used to a lot of new...
Dec 16th
Watch
Other The Necky designs:
“I’m with Stupid”
Tuxedo Necky
“My other Necky...
Dec 16th
Square Dancing with the Stars.
The WSJ tells me that square dancing is trying to become hip. From what I can tell, it’s...
Dec 16th
Word of the day
sniffyjenkins: Prof S. Jenkins presents today’s beautiful Wednesday word: PIPETTE Your homework...
Dec 16th
frageelaytwit:
Sometimes the ones you hit out of the park...
Dec 16th
visualaddicts:
(via grindlebone)
Waffles are f*cking...
Dec 16th
Search Tumblr name on Google, Reblog...
hello-therelove: captainoo: playingdead: ohwonbin: tokishira: alexisfoshizzle: ...
Dec 16th
juliasegal:
tiny-little-dot:(via idyllically, via...
Dec 16th
You’ll let me know if you want one of my custom-made,...
Dec 16th
Sugar-Frosted Treesicle.
Dec 16th
GPOYT: Creepy, Snowy Shadow Edition.
Dec 15th
(via juliasegal)
Mee-mee, mee-mee-mee, dude.
Dec 15th
atsween:
“gorillas like mom jeans”
“gorilla think...
Dec 15th
aimee-b-loved:
Le Petomane.
Notice his technique. He’s a...
Dec 15th
Octopus Uses Shell, Invents New Green...
This video showing an octopus use a coconut shell as a shelter has gained loads of attention...
Dec 15th
The hotel will thank me later…
Dec 15th
My dashboard motivates me.
Dec 14th
ME FIXES IT.
(why? just because)
Dec 11th
It’s this cold.
Dec 11th
HOLY CRAP!
via.
Dec 10th
Ho, ho, hoooo… ooooo, Nyquil *drool*
via.
Dec 10th
Hee, hee, haw! I gots me a kidney donor!
via.
Dec 10th
Hold still *hicup* you lil twerps *hicup*.
via.
Dec 10th
Watch
thedailywhat:
[via.]
Eat your heart out, Gerard Butler!
Dec 10th
GPOYT: Forehead Edition.
Dec 10th
Why the "Favrd Crowd" might appear to be...
karmal-camelioid: This is a REALLY hard post to write. I debated not even attempting to put this...
Dec 10th
Well la-dee-dah
monimus: natashastyles: brilliantorange: monimus: Everyone’s a writer with Formspring. I...
Dec 10th
Toyota Camry.
Now sugar-coated.
(ice fog victim)
Dec 10th
terrybain:
Giant Mysterious Spiral Takes Over the Skies of...
Dec 9th
Leprechaun to General Mills: Keep hands...
http://tinyurl.com/colonelmills
Dec 9th
Icy fog.
Add 1 part fog
Add 1 part 10 degrees (F)
Shake
...
Dec 9th
My mama so fat, she...
oh, fuck… I’m doing this wrong again. (But she is pretty fat; she’s cool with...
Dec 9th
GPOYTFHCO.
Dec 8th
Holy Crap. I caught sunrise at 0955 bopping into the...
Dec 8th
pufflepie:
This iconic image, Touched by His Noodly...
Dec 8th
themattsmith:
lickystickypickyme:
“Uhm…excuse me there...
Dec 7th
You take the breath right outta me
and left a hole where my heart should be
Dec 5th
piscesinpurple:
urkillingme:
clapifyoulikeme:
...
Dec 5th
…and on the 8th day, God created Deep Fried Ding...
Dec 5th
melissasantos:
i found this picture in one of my work...
Dec 4th
My New Toy.
Help. I have a new iPhone, copious free time, and my devil’s workshop needs to get into full...
Dec 4th
Did you guys enjoy Dealbreaker:...
yayaa: callmebez: notice how I didn’t enable answers? It is because I don’t care what you think....
Dec 4th
Dry Cold.
“It’s cold here but it’s a dry cold.” “See dry colds below freezing are much less crappy than wet...
Dec 4th
marleymarley:
Think I’ll take a cab. Or walk. Thanks.
...
Dec 4th
America… How You’ve Changed Me.
First off, I’ve not been in the US for some time, so please forgive me if I sound like a complete...
Dec 4th