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Nov
5th
Thu
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pufflepie:

plaidlemur:

‘Shopped!
(I can tell by the pickles)

Awwww dem pickles are in love!

…and then New York goes and bans domestic pickleships.

pufflepie:

plaidlemur:

‘Shopped!

(I can tell by the pickles)

Awwww dem pickles are in love!

…and then New York goes and bans domestic pickleships.

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Nephew.

Nephew.

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Happy Anniversary Fall of Berlin Wall.

In Soviet Russia, you don’t ask what bear does in woods. Bear asks about you.

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Top Five Alaskan Colognes.

1)      Palin for Men

2)      Anti Bear

3)      Wild Ox Musk

4)      Moose Urine

5)      Snow

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Top Five Alaskan Activities.

1)      Seasonal Affective Disorder Olympics

2)      Bear Avoision

3)      Drink Until Sunrise… In February

4)      Deadliest Catch Trivia

5)      Arctic Circle Jerk

Nov
4th
Wed
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(via porco-voador)
For Lisa.

(via porco-voador)

For Lisa.

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visualaddicts:

rachell:


pi4nobl4ck:


1 in 10 to have chlamydia, 1 in 50 to get a wii… Well, worths a shot.
I wonder what they’ll give for AIDS tests…

ha, this is so pathetic.


Phew. I’ll go ahead and cancel that sexploration I had planned for Camden. 

visualaddicts:

rachell:

pi4nobl4ck:

1 in 10 to have chlamydia, 1 in 50 to get a wii… Well, worths a shot.

I wonder what they’ll give for AIDS tests…

ha, this is so pathetic.

Phew. I’ll go ahead and cancel that sexploration I had planned for Camden. 

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blanddiva11:

I’m #69 in Canadaland. Oh my!

Only in Canada would a stew fetish out tumblr blanddiva11. 69 looks good on you.

blanddiva11:

I’m #69 in Canadaland. Oh my!

Only in Canada would a stew fetish out tumblr blanddiva11. 69 looks good on you.

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Packing.

Wife: You better label all those Ikea parts so you’ll know how to put that bookcase back together.

Me: Shoot. I’ve put this stuff together so many times I don’t need to label the parts.

Wife: But what if you forget?

Me: Don’t worry. I won’t forget.  If I die, then we’re in trouble.

Wife: I’ll get the label maker.

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hello-therelove:

(via maryclare)

Hitler made the couch, doorway, plant, and pink car disapper. And apparently he makes kids hit their growth spurt.

hello-therelove:

(via maryclare)

Hitler made the couch, doorway, plant, and pink car disapper. And apparently he makes kids hit their growth spurt.