5th
In Soviet Russia, you don’t ask what bear does in woods. Bear asks about you.
1) Seasonal Affective Disorder Olympics
2) Bear Avoision
3) Drink Until Sunrise… In February
4) Deadliest Catch Trivia
5) Arctic Circle Jerk
I’m #69 in Canadaland. Oh my!
Only in Canada would a stew fetish out tumblr blanddiva11. 69 looks good on you.
Wife: You better label all those Ikea parts so you’ll know how to put that bookcase back together.
Me: Shoot. I’ve put this stuff together so many times I don’t need to label the parts.
Wife: But what if you forget?
Me: Don’t worry. I won’t forget. If I die, then we’re in trouble.
Wife: I’ll get the label maker.
(via maryclare)
Hitler made the couch, doorway, plant, and pink car disapper. And apparently he makes kids hit their growth spurt.